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Living amongst the unhoused has become a top concern for city dwellers.
Combined with their unfavorable population increase, the homeless have become incredibly vile in their attempts to sustain a drug-fueled life in the streets.
When encountered, bums are more persistent, more pushy, and more unpleasant than ever before.
Nowadays, there’s almost nothing worse than passing by the street zombies on your daily commute.
One moment you’re enjoying a podcast, the next moment you’re hastily choosing between a fight or flight response because you’ve locked eyes with something that should only exist in horror films.
Not sure if you’ll be bitten or questioned, an uneasy feeling washes over you as you hold your breath, praying not to be approached.
With our downtowns’ population living in constant fear, it’s time we ensure the wellbeing of our city and address the issue at hand.
So what can we do to comfortably navigate our nation’s metropolitan areas?
Follow any one or combination of the following tips:
- GET YOUR WINDOWS TINTED
The day walkers will no longer be able to see into your car, allowing you to peacefully inhale your favorite fast-food sandwich while you wait at the light.
- ASK THEM FOR CHANGE FIRST
Being the first to beg interferes with their disturbing robotic approach, causing a brief short circuit that should result in confusion and silence.
Plus, you might end up walking away with a few extra dollars.
- JUKE THEM
You can even throw in a celebratory dance afterwards.
- WRAP YOURSELF IN A URINE-SOAKED BLANKET
Think of it as the cloak from Harry Potter. Your potential as a resource becomes invisible as they perceive you as a fellow tent pitcher.
- OPENLY CARRY AN AR15 (state permitting)
If they don’t get the hint, you’ll probably have to use it. Good thing it’s ready to go!
CONCLUSION
The more you combine these techniques, the better the results.
Asking them for change while wielding an assault rifle will be much more effective than strolling past them with the gun on your back, and so on.
If you discover more ways to combat this issue, please leave a comment and our team will update this page accordingly.
